Just a few days ago I understood Bruno Mars to be some guy who got famous through his penchant for nose candy. Boy, was I wrong.
It turns out he is a mad ladykiller known for his music. The cocaine habit followed.
That's okay Bruno. All the good rockstars do it. Just keep towing pianos around and everything will be okay. Extra points if you keep sporting that hot little suit with a skinny tie.
Maybe I should talk the Newf into sporting a Bruno bump?
Protecting my proboscis,