It's been a long time, my friends.
It all started with a tantrum I threw.
You would have been so proud.
It all started with an idea I had. It was an original idea - a good idea. Apparently it was so good that many felt the need to copy it. And so, like an original Xerox machine the idea was used and abused until it was streaky and just not pretty at all.
Then, I had a tantrum. I refused to put out any more original ideas, saving all my best material for those who would follow the proper channels and all of the rules.
Then, I remembered that I may be a bitch, but I'm not a bureaucrat.
So, I'm back. For now. Lord only knows when I'll get grumpy again.
Beating the bureaucrat,