Monday, May 16, 2011

The Tempur-Pedic Tantrum

Good morning.

It's been a long time, my friends.

It all started with a tantrum I threw.

You would have been so proud.

It all started with an idea I had. It was an original idea - a good idea. Apparently it was so good that many felt the need to copy it. And so, like an original Xerox machine the idea was used and abused until it was streaky and just not pretty at all.

Then, I had a tantrum. I refused to put out any more original ideas, saving all my best material for those who would follow the proper channels and all of the rules.

Then, I remembered that I may be a bitch, but I'm not a bureaucrat.

So, I'm back. For now. Lord only knows when I'll get grumpy again.

Beating the bureaucrat,



  1. I'm a tiny bit lost - what happened? Either way, I'm happy you are back!

  2. Some stuff I posted was stolen, or used as "inspiration" as the unnamed individual likes to call it. I don't mind, but I would have appreciated a friendly nod.

    In other words, I got grumpy. It happens.

    Thanks for the friendly words! :)

  3. You are too brilliant for your own good, my sweet. I'm sorry people suck. I'll send evil thoughts out and hopefully KARMA will do the rest ;)

  4. Hehehehehe.

    And I'll do the same for the pill in your life. :)