Oh dear, I was to post an etiquette tip.
My friends, that just isn't going to happen tonight.
You see, I was dancing around to The Rolling Stone's The Bridges to Babylon album (one of my rainy day favourites) when Mick Jagger had what seemed like imparting wisdom: " . . . might as well get juiced!" he sang to me.
I took his advice.
Now, seeing as I am three sheets to the wind, I fear I would be a rather big hypocrite if I was to offer you advice.
It seems I am more in the mood to take it tonight; especially when it is coming from Mick Jagger.
I hope you aren't too disappointed (one less rule to follow)!